Where oh were have my people gone?(Franki) week 3!

O.K, I have dropped the line, where do my people go every Monday-Friday? Do they have fun? Do they go to the dog park without me? Well, I finally, have found out!According to the Dangerous book for Dogs, people go to work, but, scientific conlusions state that (in my family) 2 out of 5 people go to WORK, while the 3 kids go to a place of learning. We don't know the name of this place, but we DO know that it is boring and no MORE fun than staying at home alone! So why do they go? Dr. Semor Catz can answer that! He says: "I think that, in the human world, the kids MUST have some sort of required learning. It's very simple." THANK YOU Dr Semor Catz! You have cleared the confusion! But 1 question still stands, how do we keep from getting lonely. Now not even the worlds smartest dog can find that out! But, in the near future, we will have portals that can take us to our miserable humans!